Trying to follow Buckminster Fuller's example in life, one step at a time to bring you brain scrapings for a new millennium.
Haiku Revu: Cheap Thrills
My Haiku Revu of the 2013 thriller/dark comedy Cheap Thrills
Maudlin money makes,
Birthday box bought by bribery,
Fallow for friendship
Haiku Revu: You're Next
My Haiku Revu of the 2013 thriller, You're Next:
With a dash of bloody gore,
No soup for you, Zee.
Frightfest 2013: A Glorious Send-Off
It may seem incongruous, but reclining over sun-kissed sand whilst an azure sea fizzed across my slowly tanning feet was a good place to cogitate on the horror film festival that was Frightfest 2013
Haiku Revu: Wither
My Haiku Revu of Wither:
Please check family for,
Black vomit, rolling eyes, sharp bite,
If found; run very fast
Haiku Revu: Frankenstein's Army
My Haiku Revu of Frankenstein's Army.
Recon squad confronts,
A Nazi Midnight Meat Massacre,
More Than One Head Lost.
47 Ronins Trailer
Looks like 47 Ronins is about to hit...
A Little Superhero Hangover
A little video from our Gallic cousins showing the aftermath of a party...
10 Films You May Not Have Seen From Edgar Wright
10 pretty decent films from Edgar Wright courtesy of Total Film...
Oldboy Remake Trailer
Looks like they have remade Oldboy...
A Boy And His Dog Trailer
A very odd old film based on a book by Harlan Ellison.
Tatami Galaxy trailer
Currently working my way through the first season of the Tatami Galaxy anime series...
Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex Trailer
My current favourite Anime TV series, Ghost In The Shell - Stand Alone Complex, shares the same characters as the Ghost In The Shell Manga but warped through a Heisenberg uncertainty filter...
Alfonso Cuaron's Gravity Trailer
Alfonso Cuaron who brought us the decidedly grimy Children Of Men surfaces a paean to agoraphobia...
Frightfest 2013 Trailer Boss Attack
Frightfest is here again, with its 14th incarnation, Frightfest 2013!
009 Re: Cyborg Trailer
New trailer from the guys that worked on Stand Alone Complex.
Silicon Bootdrive Short
Check out this short called Silicon Bootdrive which some of the guys that are working with Production I.G. have put together.
Pandoras Promise The Movie
It looks likely at the moment that Nuclear power is our future as wind-power/tidal/solar aren't going to cut it as a replacement for fossil fuels without having some un-expected side effects in our environment.
World War Z @The Lounge
So World War Z... a brief review; a handful of amazing set pieces but nothing much like the book...
Haiku Revu: Tulpa
My haiku review of Tulpa:
Stat!" said the new director,
in Giallo writ small.
Haiku Revu: The Possession
My haiku review of The Possession:
"Box contains small parts",
Hebrew label reads, parent
Spidey sense faulty.
Haiku Revu: Outpost - Black Sun
My haiku review of Outpost - Black Sun:
If zombie nazis,
Are nuked from orbit, would we
Notice or feign care?
Hard Ticket To Hawaii... WTF.
From Hard Ticket To Hawaii... not sure what I just saw...
Haiku Revu: Maniac
My Haiku Revu of Maniac.
Thumping soundtrack binds,
Large eyed merciless stalker,
To a neon nightmare.
Knights Of Badassdom
Ok, so I will be watching this film at some stage...
Haiku Revu: Grabbers
My haiku review of Grabbers.
Children, can defeat space men
by their last orders
Haiku Revu: V/H/S
My haiku review of V/H/S:
five house breakers and,
A long dead man in a chair?
Horror film engage!
Haiku Revu: Cockneys vs Zombies
My haiku review of Cockneys Vs Zombies:
via the grey senescent,
and their TV heirs.
Haiku Revu: Stitches
My haiku review of Stitches:
What is so fearsome,
Of a painted sad faced clown,
that can never die.
Haiku Revu: After
Our haiku review of After:
They met on the bus,
But where did the humans go?
Black fog is dodgy
Haiku Revu: Sleep Tight
My haiku review of Sleep Tight:
Makes unhappy bedfellow
But adept stalker.
The rest of this review might contain SPOILERS
... just go and watch this film now, then come back and read the review. You really won't regret it.
Haiku Revu: Berberian Sound Studio
My haiku review of Berberian Sound Studio:
Trap foley artist lost soul
Mashing ripe melons.
Haiku Revu: [REC] 3 Genesis
Our haiku review of [REC]3: Genesis:
Guest bitten by dog,
Evil virus spreads too quickly,
Will chainsaw help us?
Haiku Revu: Sinister
Our haiku review of Sinister:
Family moved house,
Spooky movies found in the attic,
This will not end well.
Haiku Revu: The Seasoning House
My haiku review of The Seasoning House:
Broken ears protect,
Stole girl to slave existence,
Ready for revenge.
Frightfest 2012: A Tardy Review
Every year since 2000, London during the August bank holiday has been home to a festival of blood and gore as some of the best horror movies of the past and present have been shown at Frightfest.
Frightfest 2012 Preview
Tickets for Frightfest 2012 are now on sale, and the list of films has been announced. This year sees the festival in the Empire cinema on Leicester square spread over three screens, with a Rediscovery screen showing some old classics, the Discovery screen for breakthrough films and the Main screen beaming the year's horror highlights direct into the neo-cortex of the attending midnight movie maniacs.
Haiku Revu: Prometheus
My haiku review of Prometheus:
Director finds god,
contained in human genome,
ruins film in process
. Also, wtf.
Haiku Revu: Happiness of the Katakuris
My haiku review of The Happiness of the Katakuris.
Inverted Von Trapp,
Building a dream together,
Haiku Revu: I Saw The Devil
My haiku review of I Saw The Devil.
Forces immovable nut,
Swift carnage ensues
Haiku Revu: DeadHeads
My haiku review of DeadHeads.
I'm talking zombie,
Running from the man and chomp,
More pathos silent
Haiku Revu: Martin
My haiku review of George A Romero’s Martin.
Man in a white suit,
Vampire Boy in a worn town,
Fast Kill Him With Fire!